MollyMormon

I am a closet follower in the guise of an independent free thinker. Sure I "can" think for myself, but it makes others angry with me. As much as I would like public approval and love from my friends and family I just can't help but open my big mouth and speak truths that piss them off. I have a dog and cat and chickens. And yes, those are my boobs.

Your boobs are fat. They drink to much soda and never get off their ass.

kelbots wrote:

Your boobs are fat. They drink to much soda and never get off their ass.

It's worth all of this to try out the new emoticons. We need some really dirty and burly ones though.

It looks like I am having gallbladder issues. I have an ultrasound tomorrow. More surgery in my future? Lets find out shall we. And it looks like the final size on my boobies is in. I am a .........







34DD

I hope everything turns out o.k. for you.

ew molls not gallstones i hope

MollyMormon wrote:

It looks like I am having gallbladder issues. I have an ultrasound tomorrow. More surgery in my future? Lets find out shall we. And it looks like the final size on my boobies is in. I am a .........







34DD

jesus.

but what size are you gallbladders? stones?

According to the radiologist I don't have stones or sludge. Who knows whats wrong.

MollyMormon wrote:

According to the radiologist I don't have stones or sludge. Who knows whats wrong.

well good. so what is the next step?

Who knows???

MollyMormon wrote:

Who knows???

well what are your symptoms? what's going on?

pain, pain, and pain

MollyMormon wrote:

pain, pain, and pain

like where though and what? is it related to you thinking you have H1N1?

The DH has H1N1 I think. I just have upper ab pain. It's not from my stomach or acid and I am not constipated. It feels like my diaphragm.

MollyMormon wrote:

The DH has H1N1 I think. I just have upper ab pain. It's not from my stomach or acid and I am not constipated. It feels like my diaphragm.

oh boy. is it from working out too much? the doctor didn't say waht else it could be?

is it from thw weight of yer massive boobs?

I haven't been working out much at all. Just a few Zumba classes. I thought it was a side effect of my surgery but that doc says no. Symptoms do point to the gall bladder but it will probably just mysteriously go away. Or I could just die. Whatever.

chunky chicken wrote:

is it from thw weight of yer massive boobs?

HaHa

MollyMormon wrote:

The DH has H1N1 I think. I just have upper ab pain. It's not from my stomach or acid and I am not constipated. It feels like my diaphragm.

Well, I think you just answered your own question. You're not suppose to insert the diaphragm that far in.

Elvis of Nazareth wrote:

MollyMormon wrote:

The DH has H1N1 I think. I just have upper ab pain. It's not from my stomach or acid and I am not constipated. It feels like my diaphragm.

Well, I think you just answered your own question. You're not suppose to insert the diaphragm that far in.

I actually use to use one of those. I don't understand why it is so easily disregarded. It is a great ecofriendly form of birth control.

I think mostly because they failed to adapt modern and stylistic colour schemes. In essence, they fell out of fashion.

Had a company began to colour them zebra striped or camouflage, or hot pink, I'm sure they would be all the rage on the runways of Milan and Paris.

Elvis of Nazareth wrote:

I think mostly because they failed to adapt modern and stylistic colour schemes. In essence, they fell out of fashion.

Or cooters?

i would so have used one if they came in cool colors.

but i never used birth control. so it really would have been a waste.

chunky chicken wrote:

i would so have used one if they came in cool colors.

but i never used birth control. so it really would have been a waste.

Thats cause your an irresponsible skank.

could be liver, are you eating yet? or when you say diaphragm does that mean it hurts when you breathe?