this is just all kinds of awesome. there is a website called Jesus Wore Chaps with No Ass based on this poem.
Jesus Wore Chaps with No Ass
He came to me one night
He appeared in my dreams.
Oh, he was quite a sight.
Did you know he wore Chaps with No Ass?
He looked like any you see,
but I just knew it was he,
as his love washed over me
and it felt good to just be.
He dropped by to show
support from above
and to let me know
it is all about love.
Feel the love in your heart;
go forth and do your part.
Beam it out from within,
go ahead and begin.
He is always with us
in support of us all.
Love is our purpose,
Give the clarion call.
We all have the means,
Hey, Jesus wore Chaps with No Ass.
-Denice Bell