Hello, I'm kelbots and I am a big nerd.

Seriously. I have been doing math for fun for weeks now, and I don't think it's a passing fad...

I can also be generalized as;
-fat
-oversensitive
-a professional masturbator
-an asshole
-a drunk
-snarky, at best- cunt, at worst
-and, in the right atmosphere, I am a huge slut.

So, enjoy the magic that is me.

who pays you to masturbate? Are yuo one of those webcam girls that's always emailing me at myspace?

Oh, sorry. Sometimes my lists get screwy and I forget how many times I have emailed you.

that's ok, all attention is good attention

Seriously though, only $4.99 a minute. Think about it.

As I have had to re-register here due to some technical difficulties, I command another welcome. Better than last time too. You fuckers better step up this shit. Goddammit. .....actually, I don't mind. This place is great. It's nice not worrying if you are going to offend someone. ...Cuz you are going to offend everyone and so is everyone else. It's bliss Also, I have been drinking.

what's new?

so how did you delete yourself? We are oh so confused as to how this happened

I didn't. It just didn't accept my password and when I checked my email, I had a message saying that I was deleted.

that's fuculated

kelbots wrote:

I didn't. It just didn't accept my password and when I checked my email, I had a message saying that I was deleted.

you were deleted Kels. sorry.

and welcome back!

i thought the days of deleting people and not telling them why were over.

good to have you back

chunky chicken wrote:

i thought the days of deleting people and not telling them why were over.

good to have you back

guess what chunk. deleted.

kitkatkootie wrote:

chunky chicken wrote:

i thought the days of deleting people and not telling them why were over.

good to have you back

guess what chunk. deleted.

not until she asks a question...

good thing i know everything then and never have to ask questions.

...well there is something exciting about indiscriminate deletings...