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PostSubject: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:09 pm

anybody got any recipes for small bits of blue plastic? Although recipes should also include peanut butter, because the plastic is covered in peanut butter. In fact, if I want to be specific; it is more accurate to say that my peanut butter contains small pieces of blue plastic. Miniscule shavings from the lid. I'm hoping they are digestible, because I've eaten quite a bit. I'm hoping there is an undiscovered magical property of blue plastic known only to satin bowerbirds which will give me super powers. First thing I am doing with my new powers is invade a smallish country with lots of oil.

Feel a bit sick now... No

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:12 pm

i think that you need to find a new brand of pb that the lid doesn't fall apart into it.
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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:15 pm

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anybody got any recipes for small bits of blue plastic? Although recipes should also include peanut butter, because the plastic is covered in peanut butter. In fact, if I want to be specific; it is more accurate to say that my peanut butter contains small pieces of blue plastic. Miniscule shavings from the lid. I'm hoping they are digestible, because I've eaten quite a bit. I'm hoping there is an undiscovered magical property of blue plastic known only to satin bowerbirds which will give me super powers. First thing I am doing with my new powers is invade a smallish country with lots of oil.

Feel a bit sick now... No

oh noes! on second hand give it to me, i will smoothie it up and drink it just like the smoothie cunt i am. i am so sick of smoothies.
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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:17 pm

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i think that you need to find a new brand of pb that the lid doesn't fall apart into it.

yeah i'd never tried this one before, it is a giant jar of CHEAPEST BRAND i could get. because they all have the same amount of carcinogenic aflatoxin in them, and other shit too i bet.

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:19 pm

get the natural crap in the glass jars with a metal lid. i bet that would solve yer plastic blue bits problem.
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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:20 pm

Thats what you get for cheaping out. Don't you go to the co op and grind your own peanuts?

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:23 pm

we get vats of pre-ground peanuts thankyou very much. It is just kind of bland. I'm trying to talk myself into switching, but I really like the cheapo stuff that is loaded with salt and then whipped up so it's nice and smooth. It doesn't even taste like peanuts!

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:25 pm

first. adam, my son would like to know who that guy throwing up in the sea is.

second you forgot to mention the amount of sugar that is in the cheap stuff. mmm. sugar. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:45 pm

ah yes, the sugar. That is what makes the salt less overpowering.

I don't know who the man is, I like to think he is some pussy from greenpeace. I emailed this pic to all my aussie friends today and my brother in law pointed out that the sea is very calm. So he is either drunk or a total pussy, greenpeace wins.

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:00 pm

After watching whale wars greenpeace pisses me off. They just sit there and don't do anything. Give the coordinates damit.

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:04 pm

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After watching whale wars greenpeace pisses me off. They just sit there and don't do anything. Give the coordinates damit.

fucking greenpeace sucks. i tell them every chance i get that i support se shepherd both in spirit and monetarily.
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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:08 pm

my spirit also haunts the sea shepherd

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:14 pm

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my spirit also haunts the sea shepherd

my vag haunts the steve irwin.
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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:45 pm

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adam antichrist wrote:
my spirit also haunts the sea shepherd

my vag haunts the steve irwin.
The Steve Irwin smells like your vag.

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:46 pm

MollyMormon wrote:
kitkatkootie wrote:
adam antichrist wrote:
my spirit also haunts the sea shepherd

my vag haunts the steve irwin.
The Steve Irwin smells like your vag.

yeah it does.
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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:08 am

your vag smells like steve irwin

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:41 am

Any chance they make pb that comes in a tube? Kind of like a toothpaste tube. Then you can brush your teeth and have a snack at the same time.
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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:11 am

i don't know. that's a damb good idea. You and don't surrender need to start a marketing company.

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:12 am

actually, you'd never get any work done because you'd probably have an asteroids machine in the office and you'd be in constant battle trying to beat each other's high scores.

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:34 am

Wyvern wrote:
Any chance they make pb that comes in a tube? Kind of like a toothpaste tube. Then you can brush your teeth and have a snack at the same time.



your prayers have already been answered...

http://www.amazon.com/Skippy-Squeeze-Peanut-Butter-9-Ounce/dp/B000EM702K
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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:53 am

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Wyvern wrote:
Any chance they make pb that comes in a tube? Kind of like a toothpaste tube. Then you can brush your teeth and have a snack at the same time.



your prayers have already been answered...

http://www.amazon.com/Skippy-Squeeze-Peanut-Butter-9-Ounce/dp/B000EM702K

I think it may not be advisable...

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:24 am

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actually, you'd never get any work done because you'd probably have an asteroids machine in the office and you'd be in constant battle trying to beat each other's high scores.

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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:28 am

DAMN IT!! Someone keeps stealing all my good ideas! The pb in a tube was going to be what paid for that astroids machine.
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PostSubject: Re: small pieces of blue plastic   Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:10 am

Does anyone remember PB slices? They were like cheese singles but they suck.

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